achibee

honestly, i wish i was born a boy.

2009-07-25T05:44:43Z

theres is sooo many pro's. and like, not really that many con's. i've tried to think of the con's and really didn't come up with much. it's so much better. let's start the list shall we?

PRO'S:
- you have a dick, what's NOT cool about this?
you can FUCK things, pee where ever you please without having to worry about pissing on your shoes, and its just in general... cool.
- practically no drama-- the only drama you'd have would really be girl drama, but that's because girls ARE drama.
- when you make friends with someone, you don't really ever lose them.
- bff are actually best friends forever. normally. or at least a very long time. no drama makes the friendship last as well.
- guys in general are just waaaaay more chill and down to earth.
- ya don't really have to worry about the way you look (no where near as much as a girl does :| )
- you can be fat and still get some.
- you can be an asshole to most people and no one really say shit to you.
- when you take charge, you're being stern and good, but if a girl does its them being bitchy.
- male masturbation is waaay less gross than female masturbation.
- you can watch porn, masturbate, etc, and it be considered normal male behavior.
- you can sleep around, and as long as you don't have STD's, not be considered a whore. (with a girl its more noticable... the looser the hole the whorier the girl).
- you don't have to BLEED from your genetalia for a week every month.
- no pregnancy.
- if you get someone pregnant, you can just... get away with not dealing with it normally.
- you can fart, belch, etc in front of people and it be funny-- if a girl does it they're considered gross and have bad manners, even if it slips.
- no queefin'. hahahaa.
- you get paid more-- for instance take a male doing the same exact thing as a female, and work the same amount of hours, years, etc. you'll be paid more than her simply because you're a man.
- one less article of clothing to buy (no bras! :D (they get costly. like really expensive.))
- clothes are actually more duriable (if you buy mens clothing...).
- there's more. list it later.
battery's low.

CON'S:
- if you had a small dick (the chances are slim, i guess.) you'd get made fun of.
- if you had a extremely large dick (one of arms length or something freakish), you'd be a freak.
- you'd get made fun of if you didn't hit puberty at the same time as everyone else, but eventually you would so it wouldn't really make a difference so this con cancels itself out.
any other cons? ball kicking has beeen disqualified considering it hurts a girl too when she gets kicked. balls or no balls.

also...

LOL.

LET IT BE KNOWN.

2009-05-07T03:07:27Z

i have lost my trust for the vast majority of people. the main people i trust is my own family.
not only this but people really just aren't people anymore, are they?
how can someone be such an ass and say to someone that they aren't going to heaven just based on
their own opinion. it's almost like they believe that they're god-- if you ask me.
and maybe you didn't, but no one asked you for your opinion on whether or not they were making it to heaven.
honestly, i'm sure god would not appreciate YOU trying to do his work.
he's the one to judge, not you.
the bible is not a rule book.

we were going to the beach today,

2009-04-11T13:50:01Z

But the weather is... not so good. It's all wet and icky out today, so I doubt I'm going. Sarah spent the night last night. She's still sleeping. So yeah. I think Renea just went back to sleep. But me? Nah, I'm lookin' for a puppy. A specific puppy, actually. A white Miniature Schnauzer, with it's tail still attached and its ears not clipped-- preferably with more straight hair that Maki. I'm on a mission to find this one because before my mom had passed away, we were going to go get another Mini Schnauzer (without Shaun's approval, but with mom's) and we were coming up with names for it and we settled on Bonbon (like the food thing). Then my mom said name it Bonbon Angel, cuz when she passes it'd be like a little guardian angel in a way. She also had said "Even if I pass away, still get her." Well, mommy, I'm saving up for the little angel. I'm looking all over for her. I swear we'll get her, even if it takes a little while. I just got to figure out how much she is, and where she is. With Shaun getting Child Support now for us, he said he would give us money so we could use it for something or put it in our savings. I'm going for the savings part. Hopefully, I get up to 800-1000 before the end of the year or better yet, the beginning of summer break. I'm trying to get me a job, I'm just really needing to get me some money. I know she's going to cost somewhere in that price range so yeah. Then we have to get puppy stuffs and all that stuff.

If anyone knows anyone who is selling WHITE Mini Schnauzers or is going to be, please give me a way of contacting them!

(I posted this on my other journal for my friends to see, so yeah. I'm 100% serious about the dog.)